So, Fridays will be all about what is Seen and Heard and Experienced in the DMV

So, for those that don’t know, DMV is not just a place to be pissed off when renewing your license. For those of us in Mid-Atlantic or those who know anything about DC or the locals, DMV means= D.C., MD, VA because it is just easier and those 3 areas mesh together. And what an interesting mix of people there are here.

So, this is the first of many Seen and Heard in the DMV…

Rich lady #1- I am so stressed!

Rich lady #2- Why?

RL 1- It has been 3 months and nothing has changed.

RL 2- With your marriage?

RL 1- No! With my dining room! I have painted it 3 different colors and no one has even noticed!

Dem: I effing hate Trump!

Repub: I effing hate Hilary.

Indep: I effing hate all of you!

( As an independent, I can relate)

Hipster 1: So, big plans tonight on the Hill! Are you prepared?

Hipster 2: That cool new dive bar for happy hour shots?

Hipster 3: Seriously? Have you forgot what is important man? Debate watch party. Where are your priorities?

(Yes, D.C. is that cool)

Friend 1: I was waiting on you for an hour to show up. We haven’t seen each other in over a year and I need to get back home to my teen, we have stuff to do. This was supposed to be a quick coffee date.

Friend 2: I’m sorry ( but she totally wasn’t), I have 4 kids in private school and driving them around is so tiring. I was also caught up in planning our trip to Thailand. You don’t know how stressful it can be, you only have one kid and are a single parent.

Friend 1: You’re right, as a full time mom with a full time job and no partner and little money, I can’t imagine stress. And, planning another international trip for your family, how exhausting it must be…

(Friend 1 rocks, imho)

~simply

Dee

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Published by Simply Dee In D.C.

I have tons of education and don't use it! I am non-traditional and traditional rolled into one person. I am a Christian, but need work! I am conservative fiscally, but I could care less who someone marries. My favorite things to do are: hang out with my kid, watch movies, read, write, sing, dance, love, live life to the fullest! I love: my kid, my cat, my guy, God, rain, chocolate, Christmas, friends, cats, animals in general, honesty, avocados, love, Hallmark channel, iced coffee, Harry Potter, NYC, England, Italy, D.C., Paris and autumn.

6 thoughts on “So, Fridays will be all about what is Seen and Heard and Experienced in the DMV

  1. LOL! As someone who just spent days at the DMV for our NC move, I prefer this other meaning and version instead. I feel like I am definitely a person who says “I hate everyone” (well, ‘all of you’ like you write) lol!

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  2. Omg Friend #2 is the worst!!! 😡🤣
    So were all these conversations overheard somewhere in DC – a mix of DC ppl, Va, & MD. Right? Not the DMV? I’m slowly grasping the new term.😉🤦🏻‍♀️

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