So, for those that don’t know, DMV is not just a place to be pissed off when renewing your license. For those of us in Mid-Atlantic or those who know anything about DC or the locals, DMV means= D.C., MD, VA because it is just easier and those 3 areas mesh together. And what an interesting mix of people there are here.

So, this is the first of many Seen and Heard in the DMV…

Rich lady #1- I am so stressed!

Rich lady #2- Why?

RL 1- It has been 3 months and nothing has changed.

RL 2- With your marriage?

RL 1- No! With my dining room! I have painted it 3 different colors and no one has even noticed!

Dem: I effing hate Trump!

Repub: I effing hate Hilary.

Indep: I effing hate all of you!

( As an independent, I can relate)

Hipster 1: So, big plans tonight on the Hill! Are you prepared?

Hipster 2: That cool new dive bar for happy hour shots?

Hipster 3: Seriously? Have you forgot what is important man? Debate watch party. Where are your priorities?

(Yes, D.C. is that cool)

Friend 1: I was waiting on you for an hour to show up. We haven’t seen each other in over a year and I need to get back home to my teen, we have stuff to do. This was supposed to be a quick coffee date.

Friend 2: I’m sorry ( but she totally wasn’t), I have 4 kids in private school and driving them around is so tiring. I was also caught up in planning our trip to Thailand. You don’t know how stressful it can be, you only have one kid and are a single parent.

Friend 1: You’re right, as a full time mom with a full time job and no partner and little money, I can’t imagine stress. And, planning another international trip for your family, how exhausting it must be…

(Friend 1 rocks, imho)

~simply

Dee

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6 Comments

  1. LOL! As someone who just spent days at the DMV for our NC move, I prefer this other meaning and version instead. I feel like I am definitely a person who says “I hate everyone” (well, ‘all of you’ like you write) lol!

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  2. Omg Friend #2 is the worst!!! 😡🤣
    So were all these conversations overheard somewhere in DC – a mix of DC ppl, Va, & MD. Right? Not the DMV? I’m slowly grasping the new term.😉🤦🏻‍♀️

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