So, for those that don’t know, DMV is not just a place to be pissed off when renewing your license. For those of us in Mid-Atlantic or those who know anything about DC or the locals, DMV means= D.C., MD, VA because it is just easier and those 3 areas mesh together. And what an interesting mix of people there are here.
So, this is the first of many Seen and Heard in the DMV…
Rich lady #1- I am so stressed!
Rich lady #2- Why?
RL 1- It has been 3 months and nothing has changed.
RL 2- With your marriage?
RL 1- No! With my dining room! I have painted it 3 different colors and no one has even noticed!
Dem: I effing hate Trump!
Repub: I effing hate Hilary.
Indep: I effing hate all of you!
( As an independent, I can relate)
Hipster 1: So, big plans tonight on the Hill! Are you prepared?
Hipster 2: That cool new dive bar for happy hour shots?
Hipster 3: Seriously? Have you forgot what is important man? Debate watch party. Where are your priorities?
(Yes, D.C. is that cool)
Friend 1: I was waiting on you for an hour to show up. We haven’t seen each other in over a year and I need to get back home to my teen, we have stuff to do. This was supposed to be a quick coffee date.
Friend 2: I’m sorry ( but she totally wasn’t), I have 4 kids in private school and driving them around is so tiring. I was also caught up in planning our trip to Thailand. You don’t know how stressful it can be, you only have one kid and are a single parent.
Friend 1: You’re right, as a full time mom with a full time job and no partner and little money, I can’t imagine stress. And, planning another international trip for your family, how exhausting it must be…
(Friend 1 rocks, imho)