I did something really funny today that turned all of my annoyances into happiness. We found a broken shovel when it snowed, and I wrote a hilarious note on it that said: I am a passive aggressive jerk. This space is mine 4 ever!!! I put it in a parking space, and wanted to stand outside to see what happened and only saw one car that looked confused. It was too stinking cold to stay a long time. I tried to put it in of the main offender’s spaces, but that one was taken so I put it in the space across from it.
I started to name this post- “Revenge is Sweet”. But, it wasn’t really revenge. It was more of what people in the south would say I pulled a ‘funny’. I kind of like to aggravate people that get under my skin. I have an art or a knack for it. Noisy neighbors? Call me. I know every trick in the book to change that. Sneaky boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife? Even better. I enjoy getting back at people in fun ways. My ex was a cheater, so I changed his google profile name to something hilarious. He did not notice it because his email address was the same. So when he would email a woman, she would see the weird name and probably was a little more than freaked out.
Call me mischievous, sneaky, funny, aggravating, whatever you like. But it actually helps me to get through a situation that is not fun or that really angers with me, without harming anyone in the process. I mean it may make their ego a little bruised or embarrass them in some way. But if they weren’t acting up in the first place then I wouldn’t have to do it now would I? I think that giving one a taste of their own medicine can sometimes be too harsh. But giving them a payback that can make their face turn red, or people question their sanity gives me a good chuckle.
So, this is a PSA to let everyone know not to get on my bad side!! Just kidding, or am I? Have a great day of work tomorrow! It’s almost the weekend!